When Bridget deployed the glider the other day, she left the spare wings in the small boat, and then later she went back and couldn’t find them. Well, yesterday, the note pictured below was found attached to her door. It reads:

“if you want the kids back alive (and mostly) unharmed… leave $2.50 by the coffee machine by 5pm. come alone. unmarked bills preferred.”

We took up a collection, and managed to raise $2.44 in ransom money, which was left at the desired location at the appointed time. Soon after, (since we then sat down to eat dinner), a large, um, submarine sandwich (sorry, it was the kidnappers’ pun, not mine) was brought out to Bridget’s table wings inside (also pictured below).

At this time the perpatrators are still at large.

Also, that bread was really delicious. The food on this ship is so good.

Posted by Chris